This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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