i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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