Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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