rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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