He uses pillows to masturbate.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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