Sry I called you an 8
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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