I wish I could punch you in the face.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My feet surprised me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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