Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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