there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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