But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
