The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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