She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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