i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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