We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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