He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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