Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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