Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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