what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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