she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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