wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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