drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
