Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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