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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Did you just see the Batmobile???

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon

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• (904): View more from Florida

  nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.

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