Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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