Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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