Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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