The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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