We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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