I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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