Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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