Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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