How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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