I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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