Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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