I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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