so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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