Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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