We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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