Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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