Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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