new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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