Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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