Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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