I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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