If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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