dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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