I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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