The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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