I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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