I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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