We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
