i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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