Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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