Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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