I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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