when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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