Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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