My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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