this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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