That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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