your room smells of hookers.
And success
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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